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Welcome to the internet home of the BEST HAIRCUT EVER
Yes, friends and people, this is the only place on the internet where you can see my best haircuts.... ever. Right on? Yeah, I thought you might say something like that. You see, bad haircuts happen a lot. How many times do you go through the day and say, "That person has a terrible haircut. How does he/she live with him/herself?!?!?!?" And then you probably say, "That haircut is so ugly, I'm going to throw up." And them sometimes I do throw up. So when a way sweet haircut comes along, how could I not celebrate? AND!!!! What better way to celebrate than an internet website!? So here we are. The best website ever featuring the Best Haircut Ever. Enjoy!
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haircuts rule
What's that you say? You think cartwheels are just as sweet as deece haircuts? I agree! Go to the bottom of this page!
Okay, apparently I have some extra room on this part of the webpage. So I will fill you (and this space) in on the colourful history of the haircut...
Once upon a time, in Mesopotamia, there was this guy named Muckluck and this lady named Roberta. Since the haircut wasn't invented yet, Roberta said to Muckluck, "You're hair is quite long." And Muckluck said, "I know. I hate it. I wish there was something I could do about it. Alas, it is my misfortune that we live in an age in which the haircut has yet to be invented." Then Roberta said, "That gives me an idea." And Muckluck replied, "Do tell! Don't keep me in such intolerable suspense!" And then Roberta said, "Look out for that sabre tooth tiger!" And then Muckluck and Roberta were eaten. 20 years later, the haircut was invented my Raoul Chavez in Quebec. The End. Just because I have the best haircut ever, doesn't mean I'm the best sotry teller ever. Sorry. Love, Ben.
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| Oh yes, my friends, behold the wonder and most intense greatness of the Best Haircut Ever. |
Who's responsible for the haircut greatness?
I only grow the hair! Who cuts it?
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| Whoohoo. Em rocks at cutting the hair. This girl is one half of the hairstyling tag-team duo. |
| Meeshelle! Ma Belle! |
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| Sont des mots qui vont tres bien ensemble! The other rip-roaring piece to the deece haircut puzzle. |
Yeah! So the above pictures are of my exclusive hairstylists/artistes: Meeshelle "Triple Threat" Matters and Em "I'm Good at Cutting Hair" Beyer. These ladies are sweet! Thanks for the best haircut ever.
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